Tuesday, September 23, 2008
brooke hogan (and reality tv)
Labels: Ashley Simpson, Brooke Hogan, Brooke Hogan pole dancing, Brooke Knows Best, Hilary Duff, Hulk Hogan, Making the Band, MIley Cyrus, MTV, reality shows, Stripping, VH1 0 comments
the summary of Brooke Hogan's Brick Knows Best '"Strip to Be Fit", Brooke gets into the pole-fitness craze, convincing Linda to take a class and going so far as to buy a pole to exercise at home. But then some friends take home videos of her home workouts, which wind up on the Internet.'
hahaha, that made me laugh so hard read i read that when i pressed info on the guide of my tv. seriously Brooke Hogan, with the protective father who raised her pretty "traditonally" (well that's what Hogan Knows Best made it seem like), is now pole dancing and ending up on the internet? That's what happens on her "reality show". .. really fake reality? or every day life? She is pretty trashy. She loves really short skirts and stripper heels, and is really tan and really blonde and kind of looks stripper-ish. At award shows she dresses like a porn star. No wonder she sucks at finding an audience for her music. Her voice makes her music for middle-schoolers. Like Miley Cyrus or Hilary Duff. Disney music. But her image is totally different.
Parents probably get freaked out by her... she doesn't get to access the huge market of money that is the pre-teen market. Hilary Duff and Miley Cyrus have gotten crazy rich, so have the Olsen twins, by marketing to the pre-teen/young teen market. At this age, they get sucked into buying so much shit its not even funny! Backpacks, clothes, sheets, perfume, eye shadow, shoes, purses, watches, toys, music, movies, it is ridiculous. Such a huge market. Wow got off topic.
Back to Brooke Hogan...so her music sucks! She fails at being a singer, but that's her job. And her episode of her reality show ends up with stripper pole videos ending up on the internet. It's just kind of ironic and it is so funny. That is why she can only have success with reality shows. Because its like a train wreck that you can't look away from, she is a hot mess. And sadly, she never seems to lose enough weight to make it as a singer either. Odds are definitely against her having a remotely successful music career. Having a reality show is a desperate boost for music anyway, remember Ashley Simpson's reality show, or Making the Band? So fabricated fame. Like they needed a tv show to encourage people to buy it and huge amounts of publicity. It's like, no wonder the music sucks, they don't go platinum because they're good!
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